I Got The Magic Stick!!!

For those who CAN HANDLE the truth read on, for those whom prefer the route of “Ignorance is Bliss” you may want to skip this post :-)

You know the song Magic Stick by 50 cent lets check out a few of the lines shall we.

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice…….

Now for those who care to know what goes on the inside,  growing up I remember hearing  older dudes talking about going to get some pussy from their EX’s.  I’ve learned first hand that if you fuck a woman right take note dammit I said FUCK and not make love or have sex.  When I say fuck right I don’t me be a two pump chump roll over, fart and go to sleep.  What I’m talking about is once you are done with her you can lay back and watch whatever the fuck you want to watch and snore your ass off later and FEEL GOOD!

If you fuck a chick correctly which we will cover soon.  You will ALWAYS be able to tap that ass.   Now when I say always I don’t mean 24/7 365 always,  but if she’s in between relationships or her boyfriend is a GREAT guy but he’s not fucking her right she will come to who can keep his mouth shut and wreck that pussy.  Okay keep the fuck up!!!!!   Some guys do, some guys don’t eat pussy.  If you have good pussy eating skills you already know what a value those skills are.  If you can make a woman orgasm until she’s fighting you off she will only stray so far  ;-) because she likes what you do to her.

I’m a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon’ want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl……..

There is an expression “You never get a second chance to make a first impression”.
I’ve been in situations where I actually passed on some ass because I was tired as hell and I knew that I would not be able to put down the skills correctly. I’ve been following this method for years and it has served me well.   Good pussy is the gift that keeps on giving.   I got this one chick she comes and goes like a fucking comet she got a man but he can’t fuck her they way she likes.  She likes to get FUCKED!!!!!  I mean fucked like you own her.  Because of that every now and then when she gets the itch she’ll buzz me and say that she needs an “appointment”.  She’ll drop by get wrecked and be on her way. :mrgreen:

Slim Goodie Let's Just Call Her M&M

You never know what the tomorrow holds in store.  A few months ago I was in line at a cafeteria in a building I frequent and I happened to glance over at the ATM machine and noticed this young lady with some nice shapely slim legs and a perfectly round bubble butt.  Dammit all I saw was thighs and ass and caught a glimpse of her face as she jetted out of the store.  In that few moments of gazing at her ass with my pulse rate increasing like a wild animal, me and my sick ass I was thinking about what a delight it would be to hit that doggy style.  I passed her in the hallway leading to the cafeteria a few times and she was polite and said good morning as we passed.  I confirmed that it was the same chick by checking out that ass also as we passed LOL.  I decided that I’m going to try to hit that!!!  The next time I saw her I was going to seize the moment and throw a McRush at her.  So finally I run into her one day exiting the elevator I stopped her said hello, asked her name, told her I’d like to take her to lunch one day she said sure.  I asked her for her number she hit me with the old “I don’t give my number out” I’m like WTF (to myself) but she says I work right down the hall come and check me.  I didn’t have a pen on me to give her mine but even if I did I probably would not have.

About a month later I ran into her again she was walking up the street,  I caught up with her and called her by her name she turned around said hello with a big smile and was shocked that I remembered her name.  I asked where she was going and if she’d mind if I walked with her she said sure.   Okay this was my last stand if I can’t make any ground this time then I’m closing her file LOL.  So  we walked and I started doing my thing to get into her head I was actually making headway I was in the zone so my game was tight.  When we reached her destination I said that last time I asked you for your number you said that you don’t give out your number does that still stand?  She said no it doesn’t and hit me with the digits.

I have a bad habit of waiting to long to call women after I get the digits and it has worked against me a few times.  So I gave her a quick all that evening rapped for about five minutes and got my ass off the phone.  We had one long talk where we just felt each other talking about music, food, places to hang out etc.  I called her a few times after that but it was hit and miss I was catching the VM too much for my tastes so I stopped calling her.  Then she starts calling me every few days just to say what’s up and talk about general stuff.  One evening she spilled something hot on herself at home and she called me to talk about it.  The fact that she called me for advice let me know she’s about ripe for the picking :-) . So I started talking to her about going out so we can chill I even told her I’d would let you come over to my place but I don’t know if I can trust you like that.  She laughed and said that is what she’s supposed to say.

We continued to speak off and on on the phone but she was doing most of the calling.  I even told her how I noticed her when I first saw her, when I saw that nice round ass of hers she chuckled and said thank you.  I’m thought now we are getting somewhere!!!!  I mentioned that she needs to come check me one of these days.  She said “I might just do that, maybe next week”  Well readers she did come over to my place and of course that will be in Part 2 :-)

Temptation is a mother fucker…

One of my FOL jump-offs surprised me the other day she happened to be in the area and passed by my way.  I looked up and saw this attractive woman starring at me with a smile, I didn’t know who she was at first as she got closer I realized who she was, I had not seen her in almost six months.   She looked sexy as hell even better than the last time that I saw her, I actually forgot how beautiful she was damn she looked good.  The sexual tension in the air was so thick even though we both were obviously trying to ignore it.  I wanted to just jump on her and have my way with her as I’ve had on many occasions.  I could see the freak fire burning in her eyes I could see that she wanted me to make a move, but I kept my cool.   She’s one of those babes who’s a freak in denial she gets to emotionally caught up in the swing of things.  I’m not going to bullshit I miss screwing her she had a lot of potential.  I know I’ll probably hit again one of these days but as tempting as she is I’m going to keep her at a distance.  One thing I learned is that is not always a wise thing to SCREW EVERY CHICK YOU CAN some chicks need to be avoided you usually find that out once its too late LOL.

Sometimes you jump on an easy piece of ass only to be Shell Shocked by the amount of baggage that comes along with it.  There some ass I passed up that I wonder how good it would have been.  I used to work with this hood chick she’d come by my area once in a while to get a soda or some chips from the machine.   From time to time she’s ask me for change for the machine one day she asked me for lunch money LOL.  We’d talk a little about various shit she was exotic looking, member of the tiddy bitty titty committee but she have a lovely ass.   I can’t remember how I got to this point but I was feeling her ass on a regular basis.  The has one of those butter soft Come to find out she’s married and her husband was doing a stint in the joint one she says we can fuck just invite me over but I don’t give no head.  Okay that dropped her value by 50% a no giving head chick is like a dog that don’t bark.  I thought about it but I could smell potential drama oozing  so I passed on the ass.  Sometimes its just not worth it.