Bishop Sin

There is this young hot sexy chick that on first sight she’ll probably make you stutter when you talk.  Fine as a mother fucker when I first met her I was wondering to myself  ‘I wonder if I can fuck her’?  With a broad this fine you need to sit back and chill and wait for all the newness to wear off and see if you can bring her towards you.  If you are all up on her complementing her on her beauty and kissing her ass you become another face in the crowd.  She’s the kind of chick that would be a straight pain in the ass to have as your woman, but she’d be an excellent fuck buddy.  Let me correct myself she’d be an excellent fuck buddy if she gives it up right.  Months ago I asked her to go out for drinks, well I never took her.  Lately she’s been coming around often asking me about what happened to me taking her out.  The other day she said “I like how you stood me up!”  I told her a woman like you needs to be stood up every now and then.  She asked me what that meant, I told her she knew exactly what I was talking about.  The fact that I’m not jocking her hard is confusing to her because its not what she’s used to.  I treat her like she any old average chick maybe even below average,  unlike the other simps that kiss her ass.  If and when I do take her out I’m not going to talk about her looks and I’m going to tactfully tell her that I want to get in her pants.  She’s a slim chick what some dude call a helicopter fuck because if she’s riding you, you can just spin her around on your cock with minimal effort .  This is an ongoing project but if I do get to tap that ass I’m going to fuck her like she stole something from my mother.

Treating the fine very attractive woman like an average or below average chick is a very important technique.  Sometimes these chicks have complexes about their looks and they will go out of their way to get your attention which works in your favor.  I’ve done this over and over again like magic sometimes you snagg that fine chick only to find out that she’s a damn head case.  But its worth it!!!

January 14th, 2009 | Informational, School | No Comments »